Schmugeggie

Gooey substance that forms around the head of the dick.

Yo momma gots schmugeggie on ho lips.

by onenut March 2, 2003

Schmoke

To go for a brief smoke of marijuana, commonly used when smoking out of a one-hitter/dugout or other small piece.

Matt: Yo bro, let's go for a schmoke.
Ricardo: I got 5's

by Slaiest. March 26, 2017

schmunkey

A Hand Shaped into the form of a monkey making it into a hand puppet...
Typically voice given is a high pitched Squeaky Voice

Sue: Hi im 5 Years old!
Al:im her father.
Sue: no dad! not schmunkey!
Al: SCHMUNKEY!!!!!!!!
Sue laughs

by Morgn June 11, 2007

Schmake

To finesse a headtop

Oi u likkle j bag don’t make me schmake ur marj

by notgonnabaitoutmygovernment December 7, 2018

Schmake

combination of Smoke and bake, the "ch" is just for fun.

I was so schmaked last night

by Sassy Schmoner May 27, 2012

schmoker

Either a term of endearment or a trash talking term. Used when attempting to rile up friends or talk smack to street walkers.

Look at that schmoker in the white Miata convertible.

by DMC40 June 23, 2008

Schmokey Bushters

Brand of ciggarettes made in tullamore, a small town in Ireland

Jes i'd love a packet of Schmokey Bushters right now

by yof yror November 26, 2010