taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.

"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."

by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016

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Will Schmidt

Some fat fuck who can’t resist african dick and often co stars with famous blacklister Jonathan Sins

Yo bro, don’t be a WILL SCHMIDT

by niggar November 8, 2020

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Pull a Schmidt

When someone challenges someone else to something, then when the day comes to put up or shut up, you suddenly “pull your hamstring.”

Robert challenged John to a race, but we all knew he would puss out and Pull a Schmidt.

by TacoBabyJesus April 9, 2021

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connor schmidt

Simply the best

" Did you hear that Jimmy scored again last night? That guy is on a roll!" "Yeah he's a real Connor Schmidt now"

by TheDude6969696969 May 27, 2017

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The Schmidts

The most IN LOVE and cutest damm cuple in the universe made up of too sexy people. Robin is a girl with the power and the body who can do any thing..she is like SUPER-Robin with her home runs in softball and her grades. Most of Patrick's friends know him by P.J. for Patrick Justin, but others just call him "Olympian" (because of his bad ass mo fo weight lifting skills), or "sexy beast" (because he is one!). Together, this cuple is unstoppable and irresistably gorgeous. You will definately see them in the future, always together and inseperable.

"Damm they're fine as hell, and amazingly intelligent, and i can't keep my eyes off those two, they're so in love it's contagious...they must be The Schmidts"

by Beautyfoxx June 4, 2009

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