schmeeling

rambling along and along and along and along and along with a homie until you can't remember what your original conversation topic was anymore

homie 1: so then the customer asked me if we had more cheese in the back and I said-
homie 2: yo bro what were we talking about at first?
homie 1: no idea
homie 2: nah bro we schmeeling

by martian mambo July 14, 2022

schmeeling

rambling on and on and on and on and on and on in a conversation until you forget what you were originally talking about

employee 1: ...and then I told her "I don't know if we have it in the back, I don't work in stock!"
employee 2: yeah... hey, what were we talking about?
employee 1: no idea bro
employee 2: aw nah bro we've been schmeeling

by martian mambo July 14, 2022

Schmeesing

Using your friend's dick to eat mac and cheese or other small foods alike

yo bro can you come over? I wanna do schmeesing.

by MonkeManTheMasturbator April 13, 2023

Screebing

A type of Competitive game, where player take fabric pin and shove them in the hole of your cock

My screebing record is 12 pins,

by The screebing master January 22, 2024

Scheering

To steal from one's country and political party and then criticize others for doing the same. Worse than hypocrisy.

John is scheering Tom's bicycle and blamed Fred for it.

by ifyoufall April 19, 2024

Schleeb

Anyone that uses dairy or cream based product on their potatoes.

Ew! You put cream on your potatoes!? What a Schleeb!

by Pain Noodle January 24, 2026

schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.

Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"

by jacoblovestogoon247 November 25, 2024