schmeeze

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words

Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."

by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 25, 2004

schiezer

Cool, tight, something that is very nice.

THat was schiezer

by Mike Andrews October 29, 2003

Screeze

Variation of the word screen. Used to define the screen in many way.

If you wanna be on the screezee.

by Daniel Livingstone December 8, 2003

schweezed

The painful yet stimulating process of squeezing the clytoris till it pops like a bubble.

Jenny was wanting the ultimate pleasure so I schweezed her.

by Schweezy Smith December 24, 2006

scheizenkrieg

When two people are ahving a fight who are both rubbish at it.

Can be used as a replacement for shit

Derives from the German

Jack and Tom are having a scheizenkrieg

"Oh scheizenkrieg!"

by me1111111111111111111111111111 March 11, 2010

scheizencopter

The word is used to describe the fallout of an event that affects one or more people in a bad way. Can also be used to accuse someone of spreading lies.

You know when a the shit hit's the fan that's bad right. well if nuclear bombs are detonated at altitude they cause more damage than if detonated at ground level as they affect a wider area because they aren't blocked by buildings. Imagine if you dropped shit on a helicopter at altitude.

Origin: German word for Shit "scheizen" or "Scheiße" in the mother tongue and the word Helicopter.

"Hit the fan?!?, it's hit the fucking scheizencopter!!!"

"Dude, stop being shizencopter, she didn't do anything to you"

"Stay away from Ted if you want to keep your job, he's flying the shizencopter"

"Oh dude, this town looks like it's had a visit from the scheizencopter"

"If we aren't careful we'll be going for a ride in the scheizencopter straight to the jobcentre"

"My boss totally threw me into the shizencopter just to save himself"

by Shizensword August 25, 2013

sheezel

When you fry yourself in the sun Beyond a tan

Wow you really have done a sheezel to your self

by Pipe eye July 30, 2017