smavvy

To combine the words smart and savvy into a single word to describe someone or something as astute, bright, intelligent, shrewd, smart, clever and resourceful.

The dude is living large thanks to his smavvy investments.

by smavvy1 January 13, 2009

scavenger

someone who never smokes their own weed but invites themself over when you're smoking YOUR own weed

Damn he always stops by when we're gettin high and he takes a few hits of our shit. He's a scavenger.

by anonymous April 6, 2004

Savvy?

Got it? Do you understand? Use to REALLY get your point across.

If Dracula bit you you'd sue the garlic farmer, savvy?

by Vernon Dozier February 4, 2006

Hella Savvy Kronie

1. a total bro who is keenly smooth and able to control every situation with his street smarts and knowledge

2. a bro who is hella smooth with the babes and janx

Mikey and Davey are hella savvy kronies, they win every argument and they get allll the cheeks and babes!

by Davey F Baby July 30, 2011

British Scavenger Hunt

A game typically played during spring break where contestants attempt to collect the most "pounds" by adding the weights of all the girls they've successfully laid during the allotted time.

Notes:
-Approval of approximate weight of girl is required by at least one other contestant.
-No, playing just the tip does not count.
-No matter how many times you shag the same girl, her weight is only added once.

Strategies include:

Delusional:
The narcissist who attempts to win the competition by hooking up with at least 35 anorexic models.
Note: To date, only one successful delusional campaign has been reported.

Dance of Desperation:
A very awkward mating ritual performed with a colossal dance-floor-loving female of the gravity-happy variety. Recognized as the fastest way to climb up the leaderboard.
Warning: the high BAC required to pull the DoD off may backfire without the aid of viagra. Also, NEVER EVER agree to be on bottom.

Sams Club:
Lets just say that everything you buy there is simply bigger.

Rambo:
a rapidfire all out effort to take down anything you can whenever you can.

Vulture:
A shameless player who takes down all the emotionally confused girls that have already been run through by other contestants. The best vultures pick up a lot of pounds (and possibly stds) with little effort.

Making the Fat lady sing:
When the points leader virtually guarantees his victory by O-facing the biggest of targets on the last night of competition.

Chris was killing last year's British Scavenger Hunt until Ryan's epic Dance of Desperation won him the Crown.

by APA March 24, 2008

Scamvert

A scam but advertising to be a legitmate product. Like many we see on the internet everyday.

1. "Did you see that advert for instant muscle gain"

2. "yeh its a real Scamvert"

1."I just won the nigerian lottery"

2. "did you give them your bank details?"

1."Yeh!"

2. "you just got scammed by a scamvert"

by Mushkin September 1, 2009

Scav

n. a relentless beggar.

Mike's a total scav. He eats crisps off the floor

by Pecan Pie April 25, 2004