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Shatted

Owned. The word you utter when you've just been completely rocked.

The word is basically a mix of Shattered & Shitted, meaning you've been shot down or beaten, or just plain fucked over.

The example will help more.
Random Dude: Holy Fuck! My house just burnt down, and i lost my wife and kids in it! Oh my god my life is shitty! i just lost my job and car, and now my house and family!

Bettsy: Shatted....

or

B Rad: *Playing Battlefield 2* Fuck! i was seconds from locking on that F-18 and some fucker brought me down with an AAV
Dugong: Shatted...
by Bettsy@Tnnm September 8, 2007
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scattered

Used in the bottom of West Philadelphia to describe some one who is reckless or careless in his/her actions.
He's gonna get Raheem on you. That boah is scattered.
by Lbs. December 29, 2006
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scatterbrain

The add-on effects of being scattered. Mass congestion of lost axons in the brain due to copious drug consumption. Scatterbrain differs from being scattered in that thought processing is realistically unachievable and conversation comprehension is below that of a heavyweight boxer.
See also - Scat - (Diego)
Fresh-C, suffering from the symptoms of scatterbrain, had to do a glassy shift in at the R-ey, but the resultant jubilation of hooking up a root was hastidly polarised by the fact that 74 Schooner Glasses are now causing elderly vets to slip discs.
by Art Vandalay November 23, 2003
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scatterbrain

Scatterbrain describes the neurological effects of negative, nonsensical and commercial bombardment on those living in "the age of videography". Symptoms include inability to distinguish quality from garbage. Those inflicted with the disease are sometimes called vidiots.
Turning on any TV network channel at prime time OR watching Most Popular "vids" on YouTube OR "cell phone shopping" in Trader Joe's will induce rapid onset of scatterbrain symptoms.
by Bob Kiger September 8, 2007
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Scatter muncher

"Laura doesn't know whether she likes men or women, she's such a scatter muncher"
by Condatredonum January 9, 2008
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scatter cat

someone that worries too much, and doesn't have control of their situation
1: that scatter cat is damaging my cool
2: chill kitten, stop being a scatter cat.
by beatshoes May 21, 2008
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scatter spray

explosive diarrhea, to paint your shorts with a runny shit spray
Man that nasty bitch scatter sprayed my face last night when i was going down on the back door.
by Rocco Cocko III May 8, 2010
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