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Scandinavian Stir Fry

1. (v) The act of skewering a pan fish with your penis and then having sex until the fish breaks apart.

2. (v) Using the body of a fish as a condom and then taking the broken fish parts and vaginal juice and frying it in a pan.

3. (v) When a man cuts off the tail of a fish and proceeds to insert his penis in the open back end, then dips the fish into a woman during intercourse.
I used 3 lake perch to give my girlfriend a Scandinavian Stir Fry yesterday.
by Speedo_spink August 13, 2006
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Scandinavia

The countries in Europe that speak a Scandinavian, and thus Germanic, language. I.E. Norway, Sweden, and Denmark.

Iceland is sometimes included and maybe Greenland (because Denmark owns it).

Notice that Finland is not Scandinavian. Their language is not Germanic and Scandinavians get made when Americans lump Finland into Scandinavia. Granted, Finland is a Nordic country.
Yo, Scandinavia is where it at. Hot women, socialism, clean environment, and hot women... you just have to pay around 50% of your taxes tho.
by åstroboy_lambda January 10, 2009
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scandalation

n.: The act of creating a scandal.

The matching verb: to "scandalate".
When your boss kisses your best friend from work at the Christmas party... Now that's some serious scandalation.
by Scandalator April 30, 2005
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Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal

The political and military scandal referred to when in the month of November, 2010, the only copy of Bradley and Ewing nuclear-warhead carrying Polaris III missile submarine disappeared from the (nuclear) seeding room.

Also known as "Ewing-gate", "Klushrio" and "Derklunt".
Person A: "Where the fuck is Bradley and Ewing?"

Person B: "I have no fucking clue. This is Ewing-gate all over again."

Person C: "Shut up, derklunt. I hate discussions about Bradley and Ewing-Gate Scandal."
by Kabir101 November 26, 2010
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Scandinavian Double-Team

The Scandinavian Double-Team is a complex sexual position that involves two men, a woman and a bunkbed. One man lies on his back on the bottom bunk while the other lies on his stomach on the top bunk. The woman gets on top of the man on the bottom bunk in the cowgirl position. A hole is cut in the top mattress, creating a glory hole effect, so that the man on top can receive a bj. The men then grab each other's arms and thrust violently, great pleasure for the men and the woman. The act finishes with a creampie/facial combo.
John: Dude, did you hear about what Stu and I did last night?

Mike: No what happened?!

John: We gave that nasty bitch from the other night the Scandinavian Double-Team! Shes gonna be sore for weeks!
by tiny twanger October 10, 2011
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Scandinavian

The world's most beautiful men.
Good gods, look at all those hot, Scandinavian men.

I have a Scandinavian metal guy fetish.
by NoctisSaturnia January 19, 2009
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scandelous hoe

a girl that sleeps/kisses/messes around with men that have girlfriends who are her friends
That scandelous hoe only hung out with me so that she could fuck Andres.
by lucy in the sky with gems January 24, 2007
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