One who has mastered skills in the ancient art of shamming. Legend has it that they descend from a long line of lazy warriors. A member of the junior enlisted that slack off like it’s a profession while avoiding getting caught. They generally hold the grade of E-4 and are a member of the notorious E-4 Mafia. The rank they wear is the sham shield. This is what they use for protection from danger. They imply the shield means they know nothing and they say nothing to get in trouble. They are always trying to avoid work, leadership, and service. Do to this they are experts at cover and concealment. They often strategies on how to escape their duties in a strict environment like the Military and when given the chance they try to sham off at every opportunity. The Shamurai has done this long enough to master these skills.
Upon hearing the word volunteer the Shamurai takes cover and looks for concealment. The Shamurai silently makes himself smaller by hiding behind something and avoids eye contact.
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The leather patch depicts an image of the famous duel between Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojirō in 1612 on a remote island in Japan. Musashi was the victor and is said to be the most skilled swordsman in history. He is also well
known for his writing of Go Rin No Sho or "Book of Five Rings". This is the image commonly found on most Samurai models. Most versons also includes a full moon
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The leather patch depicts an image of the famous duel between Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kojirō in 1612 on a remote island in Japan. Musashi was the victor and is said to be the most skilled swordsman in history. He is also well
known for his writing of Go Rin No Sho or "Book of Five Rings". This is the image commonly found on most Samurai models. Most versons also includes a full moon
silhouette and Lot# 10, this number changes every year with this being Samurai's 10th production year.
Samurai is also a raw denim. It takes many months or years to get these broken into champions. Although Sam's are known for fading very nicely.
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They must also be quite skilled and capable relative to the general population.
As well as observant, alert, individualistic, authoritative, mysterious, clever, capable of both courage and stealth, of both bluntness and finesse.
The aesthetic is important, and the samurai's general lifestyle, manner, and dress, must all be quite artful, elegant, and graceful.
Between the samurai and other elite individuals that the samurai has come into contact with/dealt with, there will be quickly struck and intense forms of both loyalties/alliances and enmities/personal wars. These relationships are complex and intricate and can shift dramatically at any time, although they can also be extremely longstanding.
They must also be quite skilled and capable relative to the general population.
As well as observant, alert, individualistic, authoritative, mysterious, clever, capable of both courage and stealth, of both bluntness and finesse.
The aesthetic is important, and the samurai's general lifestyle, manner, and dress, must all be quite artful, elegant, and graceful.
Between the samurai and other elite individuals that the samurai has come into contact with/dealt with, there will be quickly struck and intense forms of both loyalties/alliances and enmities/personal wars. These relationships are complex and intricate and can shift dramatically at any time, although they can also be extremely longstanding.
"-Get so-and-so to come out tonight and do this or that.
-No, I can't change their mind, they're a samurai. They'll only come/do this or that if they decide to on their own. Or if their friend such-and-such tells them to."
-No, I can't change their mind, they're a samurai. They'll only come/do this or that if they decide to on their own. Or if their friend such-and-such tells them to."
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