scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.

Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.

by jwr24 February 22, 2009

Scorching

It's hot. Like my face

Akash is scorching. Ooh la la.

by dumbassidiot June 4, 2018

turd searching

Throwing up in the toilet, with one's head over the bowl as if one was searching for excrement.

Joe: Hey where did Tyler go?

Tom: He's turd searching after trying the hour of power. Give him some time

by Mike LaTorrez January 3, 2013

Pork Snatching

When someone steals a bunch of meat from someone’s house party, by sticking it down your pants, and no one notices.

Man, I was at this chicks party and caught her making out with her uncle, and some meat went missing...and that B ended up telling everyone I was straight up Pork Snatching.

by Udps October 8, 2019

Power Scaling

Power Scaling is when a person compares the power of one character (usually from a shonen anime) wither the powers of other characters even though they’re from different shows. A Power Scaler is the person who does power scaling usually brings up power scaling anytime there is a discussion about a character they want to power scale

Person 1: Zoro is marine fodder he not beating Goku though

Person 2: I don’t give a fuck stop Power Scaling

by mauaph August 13, 2023

Brown dog scratching at my door

I have to poop.

At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"

by Shatrabel June 16, 2010

searching

Looking up information in the internet.

She was just searching for random pictures of Nicolas Cage.

by KirsySon July 19, 2014