Sanfordism

Philosophical belief that is espoused by Sanford from Sanford and Son.

Sanfordism: "I'd put your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies!"

Sanfordism: "You make me wish birth control was retroactive."

by Ab Captain August 05, 2018

James Sanford

he is just a kid with small ears and he cant play defense to save his life

He let him score again, he is like a James Sanford

by Colin Spencer April 10, 2019

sanfordize

Any attempt to explain an extramarital affair which only makes matters far worse than if the speaker had remained silent.

The governor attempted to explain his trips to Argentina to see his mistress, but he only sanfordized matters.

by ganaimn July 10, 2009