SAMS

Acronym for Severe Acute Masturbation Syndrome.

Describes the affliction of belting off so much that you shun your friends, have violent mood swings, believe the internet is talking to you personally and refuse to actually have sexual relations with another human being.

Since Liam got a broadband internet connection he has developed a debilitating case of SAMS

by Longtimelistener December 6, 2010

SAM

SEXUALLY ACTIVE MALE, grate in sex and can satisfy any woman.

You are a SAM

by xglosam May 31, 2010

Sam

The definition of a sam is a person who is not really afraid to show her real self and doesnt care what anyone thinks of her despite what she might do. A sam is also someone who can get through anything despite the situation as well as knowing what to do, and she will get through her troubles (i know it)!!! Please cheer up Sam!! Please! i dont like seeing you sad!

Sam is as tough as nails!

by Daniel Alan Gibson October 8, 2008

sam

sam is a very common name. it is usually given to people who are very cool indeed. people by the name sam are the greatest.

whitey. "man you two are cool, what are your names?"
SamW. "my name is sam williams,"
SamF. "my name is Sam Fox,"
whitey. "damn i wish i was a sam, sams are so cool and good at basketball, sam williams is a better dunker than me, sam fox is just a damn good player,"
then at once they all said "LEGEND!!!"

by whitedog November 22, 2006

Sam

A goregous, funny, loving athletic girl with a perfect body. Shes a great friend, Shes fun to hangout with, You can trust her with any secret.
The guys love her and are always chasing her:)

Guy1: have you seen that girl sam?
Guy2: yyeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Guy1: shes madddd hot
Guy2: i kno

by peacelovesexiiiii August 14, 2009

Sam

An absolute legend that is a goat at everything.

Sam is a legend.

by Randy Williams August 26, 2019

Sam

-Sam is an unbelievably amazing person. You could fall in love with a Sam in about 2 seconds. They are really nice and always wanting the best in everyone. Every girl is chasing a Sam and he will always chase them back. Sam has amazing hair and will always be proud of you.

-Get you a Sam

Me: Hey isnt that Sam over there?
My friend: Yeah, isn't he amazing.

by NotASam August 18, 2018