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somalian avalanche

When upon attempting to insert your penis into your partner’s rectum you are met with a copious outpouring of fecal matter. The same as Cambodian landslide.
— I am traumatised for life.

— How come?
— I tried to fuck Yahya up the butt last night and he gave me a Somalian avalanche.
by BiggerAnyway March 9, 2018
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Somalian Sizzer Kick

When some daft cunt is pissing you off so you scream the war following war cry “chabba gabba got any water LiLuLiLu” and fly towards the bellend with your right foot in the air and make direct contact with his smug face. Once your opponent has fallen you must rub your balls on his face while using a razor to scar your arm to show another successful Somalian Sizzer Kick.
Listen here cunt I’m about to hit you with a Somalian Sizzer Kick if you ain’t careful.
by IlynchedGerald December 10, 2018
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Somalian Campfire

When multiple, usually more than 7, Somalian men gather together in harmony, around a campfire performing a ritual on a white man. The ritual consists of tying the white man to a tree with raisins in his pocket and leaving him to be eaten by a Somalian tiger.
"Wheres Joey?"
"I think some Somalians took him to a Somalian Campfire. He's not coming back."
by Big Nigga Joe March 12, 2020
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Samarian

she’s pretty, your best friend. She helpful and most Samarian’s are probably Leo’s or cancers. She will tell you straight up that she don’t play that bs. Oh and she will take your man , and nobody ever wanted to fight a Samarian. Can I have me a Samarian 😩
Where can I find a Samarian?
by Msiebwhak November 22, 2021
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Samarian

she’s pretty, your best friend. She helpful and most Samarian’s are probably Leo’s or cancers. She will tell you straight up that she don’t play that bs. Oh and she will take your man , and nobody ever wanted to fight a Samarian. Can I have me a Samarian 😩
Where can I find a Samarian?
by Msiebwhak November 22, 2021
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Somalian Kiss

The act of two sexually partners pressing their butts together and shitting.
Oh man I heard Mike and Linda were caught Somalian Kissing at work yesterday.
by Chuxk December 29, 2021
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Somalian Systems

Somalian systems is a mogging community for cag enjoyers all shapes and sizes u can get allot of cag-15's for real

we are caggers!
Hey are u in somalian systems?
"no"
kys
by Jugfruit November 18, 2023
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