saltine

a person who doesn't talk and is extremely boring and doesn't show emotion, but somehow everyone loves them

That girl is such a saltine. How does she have a boyfriend?????

by thegadester February 26, 2017

Saltine

An individual who partakes in the smoking of salt

The foil from sev was made for the saltines

by Smokeyswirly September 3, 2021

unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys

Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment

by xruser May 19, 2022

Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon

Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?

by JDOWE October 25, 2017

Saltine Cracker

A Saltine Cracker is a term for the Devil. A Saltine Cracker is White and is loaded with Salt... Ergo: Salt = "Meth", Cracker = "White Person", so when you put them together: Saltine Cracker = "Satan", as Satan uses Meth to brainwash all you honkeys!

As a command: Shut up Saltine Cracker. I told you before "GET OUT of My House, and leave them humans ALONE".

As a comment: "Mom, I don't like Saltine Crackers. You always give them to me with Chicken Noodle Soup, and it reminds me of being SICK!"

by Charlie(CLOVE)Love November 20, 2023

Saltine

A milder form of "Cracker".

Some folks take offense at the "C" word, and calling someone a "Saltine" gets the message across very well.

"Don't bother with that Saltine, he's as dumb as dirt."

by Skipdallas April 23, 2022

Saltine Queen

A woman (or gay man) who stays fit by eating nothing but saltines. This person also benefits from being a cheap date.

Oh she's so skinny, she must be a Saltine Queen!

by BowtieBoy August 28, 2019