Angry Salesman

The act of using one's thumb to repeatedly push the butthole of his female counterpart, while doggy style, as if to ring the doorbell like a salesman who is intent on making a sale.

Last night Jason was hitting it from the back and he gave me the angry salesman like he was trying to sell his 100th Kerby vaccuum for the free trip to Maui.

by DoubleDot.com March 8, 2012

BTS Inorganic Sales

All of BTS’s sales are Inorganic. They do have multiple #1 hits but the only reason they do is because of mass-buying which leads it to being inorganic.

BTS Inorganic sales means all their sales are inorganic.

BTS only has multiple 1 hits on the billboard charts because of their inorganic sales.

All of their sales are mass bought, and the GP doesn’t know them or listen to them. They are overrated, chart obsessed freaks.

by BTS is INORGANIC June 1, 2021

Sidewalk Salsa

When you walk up to someone on the sidewalk and you both try to move out of each other's way, and in doing so repeatedly move into each other's way.

"Why are you late?"
"I got stuck doing the sidewalk salsa."

by Connie LaBelle January 18, 2015

sales trashing

Intentionally talking about about a product or service in order try and ruin it's sales.

Usually happens on forum sites like hackforums.

Seller: *Makes thread about his new product on a forum site*
Sales Trashing guy: Wow, what a terrible product. It's has such and such issue. It also looks like garbage. Don't buy it!

by AjaxTheGod September 25, 2017

man salsa

Sperm, semen, cum, jism, nut nectar, nut balm, man yogurt. The seminal fluid ejaculated by a man during orgasm.

After three strokes and a quiver, William sprayed his man salsa all over his inflatable lover.

by Grande John July 21, 2006

vacuum-cleaner salesman

Someone who fast-talks a line of canned bullshit, convinced that those who hear it take it as gospel truth.

All the people in the office laughingly referred to the Director of Support as "the vacuum-cleaner salesman" because she was such a transparent liar.

by LaughingAllTheWay February 24, 2011

touché salesman

1. A phrase used to concede a point, typically one of no-contest, such as pointing out an obvious correction.
This term is not to be confused with either the words touché or salesman.

2. a common reference to Family Guy

"Hold on there, son. 2+2=4, not 5."
"...Touché salesman"

by ogcopkilla April 27, 2007