salad

The food which, if you put it into a dog's bowl, it will walk away.

When the vegetarian with her salad asked me if I knew how my steak died, I said "Yeah, you fucking starved it to death!".

by Choda Boy 57 August 23, 2006

salad

A crunchy hard substance that ejaculates a pleasant white creamy thirst quenching liquid into your mouth when you bite.

That was such a salad last night.

And oh baby you made a great salad last night.

by quadraticformulabaybay109374 June 18, 2010

salad

a state of being in touch with one's mind and body. even if times are tough, a salad individual grows through what they go through. oftentimes associated with a hippie aesthetic, plants, sunshine, and self care.

“can you believe how much our mental health has evolved? we’re so much better at taking care of ourselves, we are so salad now.”

by gracegateee June 15, 2019

SALAD

Sucks At Life All Day

John: They didn't pay their bill again last week, what's the reason for delinquency?
Bill: SALAD.

by LEGEND24 September 30, 2012

salad

mixing different types of weed in a blunt or mixing weed and hash.

She mixed dro and dirt in a blunt so it would stop going out due to the moisture of the dro.

by Jacki March 22, 2003

salad

a salad is water and oxygen

a salad is green with Flavor

by thotbot69420 July 1, 2019

A Salad

A salad : a limp, useless lie used by anyone who wants to be socially acceptable.

Oh my god! You're such a salad!

by Tmsidak October 19, 2016