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sanford guys

('sanford 'boys) (N.) gay wannabe players with small genital units who rely on their cars to get them ass...unfortunately, the only hole they stick their penises in are their exhaust pipes or their moms...if they could hit up the sanford girls they would have it made
the sanford fags ran the train in the bathroom after class before racing down the street in their rice burners in an attempt to pick up some ass
by Tatnallman February 17, 2005
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sanfordaged

adj
1. Having reached such age that one's ignorant, paranoid, and/or racist attitudes are viewed as amusing rather than offensive;
2. Pertaining to such state, such as in language or behavior.
The nursing home worker shook his head and smiled upon hearing the sanfordaged patient's racially insensitive ramblings.
by MaxSmart June 16, 2011
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salford city academy

salford city academy, sometimes referred to as salford shitty academy is a shit school in the best estate in the world in salford, england. this school consists of cocky year 7s acting hard and telling staff to suck their mums, the chavs smoking weed and selling £1 b&h cigs outside the shop, all the year 8, 9 and 10 girls with their shitty fake designer bags looking like a walking talking wotsit and the wannabe roadmen that would definitely rob you for a five bag of weed. however, if you go here their is some real g's and sound kids. this school cares more about you bringing your planner and reading book to school then kids mental health and you will most likely have a teacher put you in isolation if you do anything wrong. they also care way too much about the uniform. white socks? isolation. black skirts? isolation. skinny pants? isolation.

the teachers here are mostly cretins and wont even let you breathe in lesson without giving you a warning for it, there is probably less then a handful of staff that are actually sound. the only way you will have a good day here is if gaynor serves you when your buying lunch or if you have a supply teacher (that excludes mr prince and mr penney). at this school the students love to terror the teachers, terror the year 7s and terror mr ritchie.

in conclusion, don't come here. it's shit and you will most likely end up depressed or with a drug addiction. or maybe both.

big up gorgeous paul
girl 1: what school do you go to?

girl 2: i go to salford city academy, it's shit
by RealBroFromSalford420 January 6, 2021
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sanfordism

the best and first person ive met online, currently my bsf but yeha lovefaec
omg sanfordism is so cool i wish they would be my bsf <333333”
by twentyeight! June 12, 2021
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Scaffolding

A sex position, typically performed by homosexual males, in which one man suspends the other male in the air by his own erect penis.

Men will scaffold sometimes when they run out of excitement in their sex life and have tried every other position.

When one has been scaffolded repeatedly or roughly it is not abnormal to sustain some rectal bleeding.
John was scaffolding British men in his room all night long, so he didn't get back on Xbox until 5p.m. the following day.
by MasterScaff April 23, 2020
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Saffron

Saffron is an amazing amazing person she is very funny and also very sweet and pretty if you have a friend named saffron keep her you will always love her she has an amazing sense of style she cares about everyone she know she lover all her friends and family ❤️
Wish I could see Saffron more ❤️💗
by Animalove6328 September 17, 2018
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Saffie

This is a slang word for the nationality South African.
Girl: "I'm from Cape Town!"

Boy: "Oh, so you're a Saffie then?"
by kspils September 30, 2011
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