Swing and a miss

An idiom (related to baseball) that is typically used to describe a joke that was either unfunny, inappropriate or misunderstood
Similar idioms; Tumble weed, Went over my head.
1: I told them the joke about the Catholic priest
2: Ah.. Did it go down well?
1: Nope, swing and a miss.
by Luthurus January 06, 2012
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swing report

n.: a private diary kept by a swinging couple. The diary maintains partner names, dates, and locations as well as brief descriptions of explicit sexual encounters with anonymous partners. The entries may also include "likes" and "dislikes" of certain prospective partners, in order to gain a competitive edge on the group at future swing parties.
"Melanie and I read one of our swing reports from the 2005 fiscal year...and you would not believe how much we spent on anal-related costs and mergers!"
by Dr. Josephus October 23, 2008
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swing youth

A person who is widely considered to be cool or hip. the term swing youth is an equivalent of cool guy which can be perceived as sexist terminology due to guy being the latter word whereas, youth, is genderless.
Person A: What do you think of Person B?
Person C: I think she's a real Swing Youth...
by Jonti Wands December 07, 2007
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food swings

When someone's mood changes in direct relation with being hungry.
Man, Sam is having food swings again. I hate it when he's hangry like that. He should eat something before he hurts someone.
by princesschristy86 June 07, 2010
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swing kid

A child that has swingers for parents.
Hey guys craigs a swing kid. His parents totally went to that swingers convention last tuesday.
by chadillacs November 01, 2008
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swinging couple

is a couple who loves to swap with others, regardless if they're together or 2600 miles apart! An real OPEN relationship. They really don't mind!
Kevin & April are the greatest swinging couple ever from the south! This is the reason why they got married? : }
by madejus4eachother! July 16, 2011
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The Dej Swing

The act of lifelessly swinging your arms from side-to-side while rotating in a semi-circular motion and crouching
"I went up to Stacy at the dance and I started to do the dej swing"
by Cassette_Tayp May 28, 2019
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