swamp ass

A common condition in which the ass crack and crotch becomes overly moist, sweaty, and stinky from one or all of the following:
- sweating on a hot day
- not bathing enough
- long day of work, sports, play
- incomplete wipe due to rush or laziness

The crack will often feel squishy, wet, unpleasant, and itchy. It is recommended to take a bath with soap to sanitize the condition.

Example:

After a long day of moving furniture. "I need to go home and take a shower before I get swamp ass."

by Ragdolly August 3, 2005

Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon

A phenomenon caused by pulling out too fast during anal sex which causes a vacuum which then sprays the fecal matter out of the rectum at a high speed.

My parents walked in on my boyfriend boning me in the ass and he pulled out really fast causing a Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon spraying shit all over his junk. It was so embarrassing he broke up with me.

by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009

swamp ass

A condition in which anogenital sweat intermingles with remnant fecal matter, overgrowing anal flora, and sloughed skin cells, producing intense bioactive fumes that may offend anyone.

"The bus rider wore unclean sweat pants and stank of swamp ass."

by TurkeyOnRye June 13, 2016

Swamp ass

1. The warm, moist feeling of one's ass from sitting for an extended period of time.

Swamp ass, in association with lengthy road trips, is usually accompanied by the smell of stale french fries that fell into your crotch that you failed to notice.

joe: let's go to the bar and pick up chicks

jimmy: ok, but lets take your car, mine smells like total swamp ass.

by G-busey September 1, 2009

Swamp Fox

The hot girl who surrounds herself by ugly friends. The "fox" (hot girl) who hangs out in the swamp (ugly friends).

Sylvia is always gonna be a swamp fox hanging out with those trolls.

by Don Tidus October 25, 2006

Swamp

Swamp (swahmp)
noun

1. Personal space.

“Stay out of my swamp!”

“Make sure you fertilize your swamp everyday.”

“Protect me swamp!”

by nefalize May 25, 2019

swamped

Describing yourself as being overworked when in reality you do not want to be given more work.

I can't take this new project becuase I am swamped.

by CrazyJoe February 4, 2006