Surostitute

Woman living in a collage dorm room having regular sex with paying Junior classmate's

I'm getting a Surostitute from the state collage so I can loose my Virginity

by Thisguyandtheotherone April 18, 2017

Pubstitute

Verb, meaning something I did to replace going to the pub during lockdown

On Tuesday I pubstituted steak night with beers by the fire

by AussieScotty August 31, 2021

Pubstitute

Verb, meaning something you did In place of going to the pub during lockdown

Tonight my pubstitute will be to sit by the fire and drink beers in my backyard

by AussieScotty August 31, 2021

Slutstitute

1. when the girl you actually like is unavailable, so you find a slut to take her place. From the words stut + substitute.

2. a school or other institution that prepares girls to become sluts. Also referred to as High School.

My girlfriend couldn't go to the prom, so I went with a slutsitute.

The only thing they seem to care about teaching us at school is how to have sex. It's just a slutstitute.

by theguywhowrotethis September 3, 2010

pillow substitution

The act of switching pillow faces when a pillow becomes too warm due to absorption of the sleeper's body heat. This act can be accomplished by turning the pillow over, revealing the unused and cool side, or by getting a new pillow.

Last night I was pretty hot after doing my girlfriend. So my pillow got really hot and I couldn't fall asleep. That's when I pulled a pillow substitution. It was some tag-team, fresh action.

by juanch June 17, 2010

Character Substituted Words

Words that use other characters. Tend to become very annoying. Here's a list of what each letter is substituted by, usually.
A = 4 or @
B = l3
C = (
D = cl, or |)
E = 3
F = Nothing for F, but you can use ones from different types of languages. Such as ㅋ, which is from Korean alphabet(hangul)
G = 9
H = |-|
I = !, or 1
J = nothing for J
K = l<,
L = |_
M = lVl
N = lV
O = 0
P = not that i know of
Q = still nothing that i know of
R = i got nothing
S = 5
T = +, or 7
U = |_|
V = \/
W = \/\/
X = i got notin
Y = >-
Z = still notin

Guy 1: ">- 0, >- 3 5 7 3 R |) 4 >-, ! \/\/ 3 lV 7 2 7 |-| ! 5 4 \/\/ 3 5 0 |V| 3 P 4 R 7 >-"
Guy 2: "Stop typing character substituted words, damn it! I can hardly understand you!"

by Hojin :P May 9, 2010

substitude teacher

A teacher who is better than a actual teacher. They are usually nice.

hsusj what is a substitude teacher

me it's a teacher who fills in for the regular teacher

by rickbst22 May 6, 2018