Paul Starling

Paul Starling is a nautical rock singer/songwriter, writing such songs as "Visions Of Drowning", "Caroline", "Old Tack Pianos", "Ballad Of A Raincoat", & "All The Good Looking Girls Are Dead". Some have classified his music as "chamber pop", while he has stated himself as a "nautical pop historian". He seems to be infatuated with the artist Frida Kahlo, as many of his lyrics include her name. He also has a near obsession with Hearst Castle. Most of his lyrics include references to the sea & California history.

He pulled a Paul Starling and decided to write a nautical pop song.

by DrCarlWilson December 11, 2009

Starving Tapeworm

A long, extremely thin penis

Once we got in bed I saw his starving tapeworm and got out of there as fast as I could.

by Starving tapeworm January 22, 2017

starving kids in Africa

Phrase used by Catholic priests or nuns to guilt parochial students into eating vegetables that are good for them or donating money to yet another Catholic charity.

Example 1:

Sr. Mary: Eat your brussels sprouts, Susie.

Susie: But, I don't like them, sister. They're yucky!

Sr. Mary: I can't believe you are wasting food. Why, there are starving kids in Africa who would give anything to have those brussel sprouts. So, you eat them, you hear? They're part of God's bountiful harvest.

Susie: (Looking guilty) Yes, sister.

Example 2:

Sr. Mary: (To class) As part of our Lenten service project, I am asking that each of you donate your lunch money today to the Feed the Children organization. In return, you will receive one cracker and a bowl of watered-down chicken broth for lunch - just like the starving kids in Africa eat every day.

Susie: (Looking longingly at her lunch money) Yes, sister.

by Loxi July 18, 2009

starving

1) When you get really hungry and your stomach hurts and all you can think about is food. good food. and you repeatedly say youre hungry and wanna look at pictures of food and eat it and then be really happy after.

2) Not getting enough food.

I'M SO HUNGRY!! I WANT FOOD. *LOOKS UP DEFINTION OF HUNGRY* UGH! I'M STARVING!

Malnourished children are starving in impoverished countries. FAIL!

by wewantfoodfdotcom November 9, 2009

staring relationship

when you're walking in school or something and you just happen to to look at someone and they are staring at you, so you stare back. this staring at each other happens multiples of times, causing you and this other person to have a "staring relationship".

Raven- man, some guy is like burning a hole through my face.

Joshua- what do you mean?

Raven- some guy in my first period class stares at me all the time.

Joshua- well maybe he was staring at you cause you're just so darn-good delectable.

Raven- truuuuuuuuuuuuuue

Joshua- i was kidding.

Raven- oh.

Joshua- haha yeah well you're now in a staring relationship... arent they great?

Raven- lmao, sure guy, w/e you say...

by Josh Doe Smith September 10, 2006

Starving African Nigger

A Starving African Nigger (or SAN) is, obviously, an African man/woman that has been deprived of any food. These creatures tend to be skinny and black.
You usually see these things wandering around different parts of Africa. You'll also see a few of them sitting down on the sides of streets in bigger, richer countries.

"Ew, look at that disgusting Starving African Nigger"

by Starving African Nigger July 5, 2018

Crotch-staring

The act of gazing upon with intent the crotch of a perspective mate in order to ascertain the size of their genetalia, including but not limited to, girth and length of the penis.

"Dude, Tom has a 2" dick!" "He does not!" "How do you know?" "I've done a lot of Crotch-staring"

by Baxative November 15, 2009