Spelunking

When a man and a woman love each other very much, and can't decide between regular and anal sex they decide to compromise. This involves putting (carefully) the balls in her ass, and dick in her twat. This is best accomplished while in the "Pouting Frog" position. When finished, the easiest way to remove balls from ass, is using "Asian Dismount".

"Dude i was with this girl last night, and she wanted me to go Spelunking. The Pouting Frog was ok, but i think i crippled myself with the Asian Dismount"

by Mike/Nick/Alberta Dan November 10, 2008

spelunking

To lift things (typically heavy things) with ones dick

Tom went spelunking will Jill yesterday, he has some very strong parts

by Iamtheother September 11, 2011

spelunking

To pick one's nose.

Barry "I just caught Johnny spelunking, man, he was knuckle deep."

by Neo June 15, 2003

Skurplunking

Adjective; most widely used to define the act of fucking a fat person. Normally used for men. For the female version see suffocating.

Guy: Dude i hear danny really likes to go skurplunking in his spare time.

Other guy: That must be suffocating!

by The skurplunnker October 3, 2010

spelunking

rifling through something in order to find something far greater hidden at the bottom.

can be a sexual reference...

enid spelunks jovially each night...

he was spelunking at great speed through the cereal packet to find the toy at the bottom.

he spelunked through the garbage for the cheese he left there.

by aneuryism March 27, 2007

spelunking

The act of spelunking is mysterious. Many define it as such: a man does a little booty diving followed by immediate removal of the penis and placement back into the girls (now warm) poon.

Luke called Allison on Friday, enticing her with the promise of a hot night of spelunking.

by onecrazymofucka April 13, 2006

spermlunking

Spelunking for sperm - the act of burrowing inside another's dark cavity with your tongue.

Harry was Spermlunking David and got lost in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.

by Flash_ October 26, 2009