Spoon

A particularly stupid individual.

"The moon landing was fake."
"You're a fucking spoon."

by jojiighei March 17, 2018

spooning

Spooning is when two people lie on their sides and face in the same direction whilst being close to one another in a hugging position.

Person 1:"Did you hear that Joe Lancaster and Gary Ellard were spooning last night in their tent?"

Person 2: "Yeh man, I don't know if they liked it but for their own dignity, let's just say that they were cold"

Person 1: "Yeah man, they were in a tent after all"

*note* not real people mentioned above. Random names used.*

by Graham O' Brien September 02, 2008

Spoon

v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty.
n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.

I like it when my boyfriend spoons me.

by Cristal December 10, 2003

Spooning

Something that sounds a lot dirtier than it is.

They were spooning all night.

WUT!?!?!?

They were lying next to each other -.-

Ohhhh..

by ME!!!!! XD February 26, 2010

spooning

It's what you do just before forking. It is when a woman lay's on her side and a man cuddles her from behind while laying on his side. That my friends is a definition of spooning. Note: After a few moments in this position the forking usually begins. lol

picture two spoons together in the kitchen cabinet and that is spooning

by rikashae July 07, 2009

spooning

spooning is like cudding with a teddy bear,only the bear is alive!

if spooning isn't warm,you're doing it with a dead body.

by Kaitlyn C. August 06, 2008

Spoon

An evil contraption invented by the devil and used by his children that kills innocent turtles.

Friend walks up to me using a spoon: hey
Me: IS THAT A SPOON?!?!?!?!
Friend: yeah, why?
Me: omg i'm gonna kill you!! do you like hate Liam Payne or something??

Friend drops spoon and starts crying: OH MY GOD I'M A HORRIBLE PERSON

by one_direction_infection May 28, 2012