i never really spoke to him

Exact words zayn malik quoted after he left the band (larry is real and louis tops end of conversation) about the sweetest human(who once tripped over a dog and apologised to it) and killed 33% of the fandom

Directioner 1:we've come so far
Directioner 2 (young) :how far..?
Directioner 1: right from " i know the real you"

To
" i never really spoke to him"

by Louis tops May 16, 2019

warped spokes

When she's done too much anal and her asshole looks like a twisted up bicycle wheel and got more wrinkles than a sharpei puppy

"That girl's taken so many dicks in her ass that she got warped spokes"

by SpunkTrumpeter104 April 1, 2017

Spoke

Spoke, a new type of social media platform, is a follow-based mobile application that allows you to record, interact with and listen to 12 second voice notes.

OMG guys, did you hear what Beyonce posted on Spoke yesterday?

by AwesomeApps July 27, 2016

rusty spokes

A dirty butt hole

When you go to have sex with a girl in the butt and her butt hole is dirty she has rusty spokes.

by Rhambo August 1, 2012

broke out spokes

used to describe a person who has engaged in anal sex

"hey man you going out with jill?"
"fuck that man-words is she got broke out spokes!"

by shivhappy August 23, 2011

Spoke

Having a stroke whilst making a speech.

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a very spshul nhigt nd I whis to introduse ou two aur VERY spushil ghues t.

He had a spoke.

by Myskogee January 20, 2024

bending someone spokes

To f*** someone from the back and loosen them up their a******

I don't know who I was banging but I was bending someone spokes

by Assgasm 2000 December 17, 2022