spew poo

It's when you have a sloop wet shit and bits of organic matter are visible and describable.

Catherine made a spew poo and looked into the bowl and forget she ate corn lat night.

by AdolfStalinKhanMalema October 10, 2015

Deux Spew

Action involving- eating a meal; performing felatio; expelling meal onto lap of bj recipiant.

John: How was last night with Sandra?
Jack: It was going really well till she Deux Spew'd all over me...
John: What's the Deux Spew?
Jack: When you go out to on a date, then afterwards, as she's performing her furious felatios talent, she then proceeds to throw up her meal on your lap.
John: Gross...
Jack: Your telling me, I was the one with Arby's all over my new jeans.

by Killa Filla July 11, 2010

spewed upon

to become the canvass to female ejaculate; cum on. coll: "whitewashed"

As Harry is a skilled pussy-licker, his lips are often spewed upon by the subject of his sucking.

by fraülein k February 24, 2012

Spew Brew

Alcohal that taste like ass crack and makes you spew.

I was drinking Natiie light the other day and it was the king of the spew brews.

by Kitt Kat crew March 31, 2010

Dong Spew

A milky viscous fluid with a slightly basic PH which spews from your dong when it gets very excited. Tends to cause pregnancy in females.

She took the dong spew in the face

by Photonix July 01, 2010

Ultimate spew

Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.

In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.

So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat of his own. I’m now no longer allowed to get within 100 feet of any member of the family.

by The Negro Ninja June 02, 2006

poo spew

When toilet water spews up and nails the crack of your ass.
10 point splash from a mighty ass bomb.

I sat on the toilet trying squeeze out a big shit, when it let loose and hit the water causing a poo spew. The water came back up and hit me in the chocolate star fish, lifting me off my seat.

by Doodie KaKa July 06, 2006