Spanner in the Planner

Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.
Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?
by JamesnLollify September 28, 2024
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1, Verb: The correct response for whenever Spanners says anything/everything acoustic. Most of the time there is no point reminding him of the response.
Spanners: *impersonates Sloth from The Goonies*
Owen: "Spanners I've said it once and I'll say it again."
by melascula simp December 20, 2023
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Dirty spanner

Finger blasting your girlfriends dog with her nans tooth brush
Mate should of seen tye look of disgust she gave me after the dirty spanner
by Spanner durammrer August 04, 2022
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Spanner

an absolute unit hes so sexy and fit and he has a big willy also all the ladies love him incuding kayleigh franklin, he is noodle head and cum jizz kayleigh is grafting with someone she wants to shlob on his knob like corn on the cob kayleigh needs to SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPP nigger
by Wezelgumage January 24, 2022
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spanner fairy

Alistair Macleod is a spanner fairy.

Spanner fairy's wind people up.
by naomileanne March 23, 2017
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slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
by inniiit March 04, 2014
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