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Left-handed spanner wanker

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser
by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009
mugGet the Left-handed spanner wankermug.

Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.
Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!
by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004
mugGet the Spanner jobmug.

Spanner

an absolute unit hes so sexy and fit and he has a big willy also all the ladies love him incuding kayleigh franklin, he is noodle head and cum jizz kayleigh is grafting with someone she wants to shlob on his knob like corn on the cob kayleigh needs to SHUTTTTT UPPPPPPPPPPP nigger
jizz cum fart spanner
by Wezelgumage January 24, 2022
mugGet the Spannermug.

chinese spanner

A mechanics nickname for a hammer
Oi mate can ya chuck me the Chinese spanner this bolts stuck
by Aussie_mechanic June 12, 2018
mugGet the chinese spannermug.

Spanner Man

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner
fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man
by Phil Blade November 14, 2024
mugGet the Spanner Manmug.

swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.
Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly
by King Tony December 17, 2020
mugGet the swing a spannermug.

Spanner in the Planner

Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.
Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?
by JamesnLollify September 27, 2024
mugGet the Spanner in the Plannermug.

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