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Soil Head

Instead of being burnt and saying pot head you say soil head. Because in a pot there's soil so it fits perfectly.
Damn, your a soil head!
by masterkush123 June 28, 2010
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soiled his diaper

1. (in reference to a baby) released excrement into his diaper or nappy
2. (in reference to an adult) threw a tantrum
1. You could tell by the smile on his face that he had just soiled his diaper.
2. When he couldn't get his own way, he spat the dummy and soiled his diaper.
by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008
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soiled leather donut

the discription of a dirty asshole, ususally used in an insulting text.
by slickrikki January 5, 2008
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Top Soil

A chewing tobacco "dip" (either in long-cut or pouch form) put it one's upper lip. This is commonly done to reduce the need to spit, as less saliva comes in contact with the tobacco.
B-boy: "Let's throw in a top soil before we head into the stadium."
by CountryKingMN July 30, 2012
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soiled laundry quandary

That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.
Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.
by aretegroup February 9, 2019
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soiling your hand

The act of waking up next to a toothless redneck bitch while spanking your prized hogs schmoirgens blargity balls outside of an ATM.
You were so drunk last night you woke up soiling your hand.
by Trifenuts January 14, 2015
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too nice to soil

a fabulous looking human, that seems almost too nice looking to 'paint' with nasty ol' body fluids!!
she/he was looking too nice to soil!

no human is too nice looking to soil!!

it was too nice looking to soil!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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