Poseidon's Snog

Poseidon's Snog - similar to a Poseidon's Kiss where toilet water splashes your asshole, but instead the toilet fails to cope with such a large shit that it sprays water all over your ass, legs, chest and face.

My shit was so fat that both me and my iPhone received a Poseidon's Snog whilst I was using the toilet.

by Hewerl August 2, 2016

willy snog

A slippery blowjob off your parter or stranger.

Hey Sarah last night I have Dave a Willy snog. He jizzed all down my throat.

by 21head January 5, 2018

Grab Snog

The action of physically grabbing someone's head or face and french kissing them with force. Often happens in public situations e.g. a bar or club. In severe cases, this can be referred to as 'face rape.'

That guy totally just grab snogged me!

by ChinaDam January 21, 2011

bum-snog

Something you really don't want to do

Shaving your legs is a bit bum-snog

by umlout January 12, 2007

Snog

To either slap or kick intensley at another person with your hands or legs.

I snogged him cuz hes a retard.

by Anonymous.Someone March 18, 2008

Snog Juice

Stemming from the british term for kissing, snog juice is the excess spit that accumulates during messy make out sessions.

Man she was sloppy, i got dat snog juice all over my face!

by daSNOGGA December 7, 2009

Snog

To either slap or kick intensley at another person with your hands or legs.

I snogged him cuz hes a retard.

by Anonymous.Someone March 18, 2008