Smoosh Race

A multiple team event held in northern states in which four participants strap themselves onto 2x4s and attempt to travel 25 yards, swing around a barrel, and be the first team to make it back the 25 yards to the start/finish line.

Performed in similar form to cross-country skiing

Lena: "Ole, did ya here about the Smoosh Race this weekend?"

Ole: "Oh yeah, ya betcha. Should be a good time to down a couple beers before the Packers play."

by NorhternRedneck January 6, 2012

Smooshing

When you have whiskey dick and just kinda go for it putting your softy in and out.

When a dude tried fucking Delphine, but couldn't get his wang up, so he kinda just flopped it in back and forth against her baby-maker. That dude was smooshing Delphine.

by Trolalalala June 6, 2018

Love Smoosh

When a wife takes a dump on her husband and rubs it in with her bum.

My wife gave me the most heartfelt love smoosh last night.

by Mdhut56 November 6, 2021

Smooshed Burger

A sex position where a man lays on a large woman while another large woman lays atop him.

I'd love to make a smooshed burger with them!

by Nela Thomas August 8, 2020

Smoosh

An animal or person displaying qualities of being affectionate and wanting cuddly or cuteness-related attention.

The kitten has big smoosh energy: always striving to be in my lap, purring, and soliciting pets!
My girlfriend is a total smoosh when she’s sleepy, happily cuddling with me closely for hours at a time.

by KarithianColes March 5, 2022

Curtain Smoosh

This happens when a female walks up to a guy, drops trou, and compresses her labia onto his forehead. Similar to the male Mushroom Stamp. Bonus points if you leave a slug trail.

Jim hasn't been the same since Veronica curtain smooshed him at the party a week ago.

"That guy needs to stop talking."

"Just curtain smoosh him... That oughtta shut him up."

by Incognegro907 October 16, 2018

Smooshed

Looking like a damn fool In the face

When you at the club and yo nigga pull off with a fat bitch and leave you smooshed in the parking lot with yo homegirl

by Meeks love April 13, 2019