Smd

Suck me dry

Ajaay: "I swear to God I'll bash you"
Jem: "Smd"

Smd by Jolfie385 March 21, 2017

Smd

Smd means “so much dishes”. When somebody text you to wash dishes and you don’t feel like spelling all 3 three words, just shorten it to 3 letters (smd)

Person 1: Clean all the dishes now!
Person 2: smd
Person 1: excuse me?
Person 2: so much dishes duh
Person 1: oh ha

Smd by anonymous April 21, 2019

smd

Means 'Shaking my dick', When you want to express yourself to others about masturbation as a male.
Some people use this sample also to make conversations funny instead of serious.

When the weather is nice i just smd

smd by slyvan25 September 9, 2019

smd

shake my dick, like smd (shake my head)

michele: ur a butthole

annie: SHAKE MY DICK (smd)

smd by m3r_mald April 28, 2013

SMD

Side man duties: an act of obedience to the opposite sex due to infatuation or wanting to be still affiliated to them

Girl: hold my bag for me

Justin: yes madam!!!
Justin's friend: look he is on SMD loooool!!!!!

SMD by young goooooner May 9, 2013

SMD

Bunch of skaters from West babylon that think they can skate and can't and have horrible vid's on their site. These kids need to find a life. They deserve to get shot as all skaters are fagots and chances are 1.2% of the skater population will actually become endorsed in the long run. Fuck you guys..

"Dude, stop being such an SMD or I'm going to have to kill you."

SMD by Your mom. March 31, 2005