Detroit Slammer

...the time when one is attempting to complete a "cleveland steamer" by defacating on one's mate's chest, but in mid-shite, the "steamer" becomes a raging fit of diahrea, unfortunately for the mate, but to the great fortune of the "slammer" (if such person is a masochist)

Gosh, I was gettin' it on with my honey, and she asked me to put a steamer on her chest....I must've had some bad Thai food or somethin', but I cranked out a DETROIT SLAMMER all over her breats!! Damn, she was pissed!

by demetrius gore May 17, 2003

Fudge Slammer

Someone who is both extremely violent and homosexual.

"Man, could you sleep at all last night? That guy next door is such a fudge slammer!"

by zangor March 3, 2009

slippery shit slide slammer

using ones backyard slip in slide, for a shitty slippin ass slammin good time!

when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....

by gillieman69 December 10, 2009

granny slammer

A person who usually prefers to have sexual intercourse with way older female, especially the wrinkled, cunt-dry ones.

A: "That eighty-five year old granny gave me a nice BJ last night."
B: "Oh my gosh, you're a friggin' granny slammer!"

by Liberty Valence, PhD April 23, 2009

alabama slammer

1. Southern answer to the Long Island Iced Tea. Typically includes Amaretto Almond Liqueur, Southern Comfort, Sloe Gin, Orange Juice, Sweet and Sour Mix. Has been known to be spiked with 151 Rum, Wild Turkey, or Moonshine.

2. College girl who consumed such a beverage at a party and provided a good time for all.

1. Bartender, make me an Alabama Slammer.

2. Last night I had my way with an Alabama Slammer.

by Adam January 5, 2005

Throat slammer

the act of choking yourself while masturbating profusely

"That guy did a hardcore throat slammer last night"

"Yeah, he almost ran out of breath"

by Throat slammer December 25, 2009

Thigh Slammer

When one is the fourth person in the back seat of either a 2/3 seater car. The thigh slammer is the action of the fourth person not being able to fully close the door due to their thighs stopping the motion of the door. Resulting in a thigh slammer.

"Hey man, we're well not gonna be able to fit in that cruiser"
"Don't worry man 4 can fit in the back easy"
*THIGH SLAM*
"Aww man I got a thigh slammer, i'll walk!"

by Creb salad May 2, 2010