Jeff Saturdaying

the act of blocking cock very well

I've been trying to have relations with this girl all night, but her husky friend keeps Jeff Saturdaying me.

by caucasiansensationgc September 16, 2011

Sleeveless Saturday

Sleeveless Saturday is a time honored Georgetown University tradition that has been going on for almost seven years. The tradition gets passed down from seniors to freshmen or sophomores that deserve the right to throw the sickest parties on campus. The parties involve waking up before 10:00 am and drinking all day until night activities take over. Sleeves are not allowed and if someone walks in with sleeves on they are immediately ripped off by one of the party hosts. Creative sleeveless tops have included bullet proof vests, life jackets, sleeveless maintenance jumpsuits, sleeveless blazers, and sleeveless animal costumes.

Dude I got so drunk at sleeveless saturday that I wound up pissing my roommates bed before waking up next to his girlfriend.

by Sleeveless Sally March 31, 2008

jordan's on a saturday

From Chris Brown's Song "With You" -- Michael Jordan's come out only on saturday's and its always a big deal. They don't come out everyday and they sell out fast. People can reserve them and it gets crazy.

He's basically saying how much he loves/wants the girl and cannot wait to have/be with her.

You know you always like Jordan's on a Saturday to me.

by orrchid August 2, 2008

Shaturday

A Saturday that sucked balls.

Guy 1: Dude last Saturday sucked ass tits

Guy 2: I know it was such a Shaturday

by Sexual Rowboat April 14, 2009

Sexty Saturday

The one day a week reserved for sexting your significant other. Especially common in long distance relationships.

Shae: Its sexty Saturday, I need to buy something sexy for this picture.
Ashley: Oh nice, is that Steve's weekly treat?

by Shennabonenna June 16, 2013

Scaturday

When you stay inside all day and binge watch scat porn

It was snowing heavily outside all weekend, so Brad declared a Scaturday and logged onto his favorite scat website.

by Wet Burrito April 27, 2016

Disney's One Saturday Morning

A Saturday Morning cartoon block that ran from 1997-2002 and replaced with the piece of shit ABC Kids. Featured some of the greatest cartoons like, Recess, Pepper Ann, and Sabrina the Animated Series

Harold:"Hey Dan what what would make ya feel real fine?!"

Dan:"Disney's ONE SATURDAY MORNING!"

by Mizkex October 6, 2008