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Simba Sloppy Jalopy

before you finish, you stick your thumb in her butt with one hand and get some juice and than as you cum in your other hand, you pull your thumb out of her butt, slap her in the face and slid your thumb across her forehead.
karen did not expect to get a simba sloppy jalopy and was not happy with it!
by hockey! dude! January 1, 2021
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Soviet simba

When you’re having period sex with a girl And you use the blood to draw a line on her forehead like they did to simba in the lion king
You: I got my red wings last night

Friend 1: ew did you at least make it worth it

You: hell yeah I gave her a Soviet simba
by Phried Philosopher December 27, 2020
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Bloody simba

When you take a bit of blood from the pubic region and give it the Simba from the lion king slash forehead foreplay
She acted up and has a thin cream so it’s the one week I can give her a bloody simba
by The goon March 4, 2025
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Simba

The long standing tradition of wiping small pieces of sharted remnants on the sharter’s face at sunset. One wipe underneath each eye and one longer wipe across the forehead. It is considered an honor in New Orleans.
He received the simba today.
by tomp479 January 2, 2020
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Simba

Simba is the nicest most adorable kitten in the world may 28th she's turning 1!!! She is the best pet I could ever have!

Her eyes are a beautiful yellow and green, and she loves to massage people!! Its a shame you idnt adopt her before aI did!
'Simba come here!'
by BirdInABow May 8, 2019
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Simba

Is a tiny dog and has a big dick
Simba is a tiny dog he has a big dick
by Yopoopydoppy June 1, 2020
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