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siamese whoopee cushion

when 2 people press their buttholes tautly against each others, and one person farts into the other's butthole
Last night, Frederico gave me a siamese whoopee cushion. It was even better when i blew it back into his butt.
by the wundatwinz December 24, 2005
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siamonic

derived from Siamese cat & demonic, a constellation of negative and annoying traits only Siamese cats have ie. loud meowing, attention seeking etc.
Fiona's acting so siamonic tonight I wanna slap her!
by Tupac Insecure August 19, 2009
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Siamese Beef Injection

The act of fornication with Siamese twins conjoined at the vagina.
Dude I totally gave those bitches a Siamese Beef Injection last night!
by beefinjection September 24, 2010
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Siamese boyfriends

Two guys who cannot function separately now that they are in a relationship
"Do you think Kyle would want my extra ticket to the Beyoncé concert?"

"There's just one ticket?"

"Yup."

"He probably would if he wasn't dating Zak. You know how it is with Siamese boyfriends."
by badshirley October 26, 2013
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siamese twinning

When you are being cock-blocked so hard by a girls friend that she doesn't leave her side the whole entire night.

Guy: Yo, did you get with Emily last night?
Me: No man, she was siamese-twinning with Lily the whole time.
That girl is always siamese twinning with her friend, you never have the chance to make a move.
by berger321 November 17, 2014
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Siamese Eel

Siamese Eel refers to a rare sex act with a man that has two penises. The 2nd penis can be either natural, as in the popular Reddit post where a man with two functioning penises created an Ask Me Anything, or artificial.

The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos were Siamese Eel.
Friend 1: I had a Siamese Eel last night
Friend 2: that’s a myth
Friend 1: *shows photo of Siamese Eel*
Friend 2: how did you even get
Friend 1: there’s a video
by MoiraRose January 14, 2021
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Siamese Saddle

When you are having intercourse with a Siamese twin and one is sucking your dick while the other is eating your ass
I just did the Siamese saddle with These two twins.
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