When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.
by romdo308 October 6, 2013

guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"
girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"
guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"
girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"
guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"
by bpa July 30, 2008

Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)
by R8RFAN September 7, 2006

This new girl I'm fucking wont leave me alone, and shes really annoying, what do ya think I should do?
Dry smash her shitbox!
Dry smash her shitbox!
by baho June 15, 2008

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

by Ivoivivoib October 15, 2020

When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.
I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!
by Robert Clarke Thompson III May 31, 2024
