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tongue jacking her shitbox

When a man buries his face in a good looking woman's ass and goes to town. Can be quite the experience for the woman where as there are no inhibitions from the man.
Holy shit, that's a good looking broad, I wish I was tongue jacking her shitbox!
by romdo308 October 6, 2013
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dry slam your shitbox

guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"

girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"

guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"
by bpa July 30, 2008
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tongue-jacking my shitbox

To have someone mess with your head.
-OR-
To exclaim udder disbelief.
Greg: "I just had sex with those two lesbians!"
Me: "Are you tongue-jacking my shitbox?!"
Greg: "Yeah, I'm just tongue-jacking your shitbox, buddy, I only had sex with one of them!" (laughter ensues)
by R8RFAN September 7, 2006
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dry smash her shitbox

This new girl I'm fucking wont leave me alone, and shes really annoying, what do ya think I should do?

Dry smash her shitbox!
by baho June 15, 2008
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A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"
by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020
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Shitbox

A word for butt/bum/ass.
Guy A: Hey, Guy B, you got a big shitbox!
Guy B, filing a restraining order: Thanks, Guy A!
by Ivoivivoib October 15, 2020
mugGet the Shitboxmug.

Shitbox Paradox

When you constantly are having to constantly fix and rig an old car to run in order to appear as having an original running model.
I love being the only person in town with a 1970’s model Bronco, but I gotta hold some wires together so the ignition works… it’s just the Shitbox Paradox!
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