shittles

Primary cause of halitosis.

Woah, Rich, your breath stinks. What have you been eating, shittles?

by orleansperish November 20, 2007

shitress

A waitress that you have sexual intercourse with in her anus and following the sex she takes a shit on your chest.

"dude what are you doing tonight"

"I'm chilling with Mandy, she is my shitress"

"way to go man"

by Billy 'Blue Balls' Mays March 21, 2010

Shittles

1. Little pieces of shit that get stuck in people with hairy asses.
2. Expletive used to denounce a practice or express agahst disbelief about a particular situation.
3. Dickhead, fucker, etc.

1. My ass - heavenly haven of shittles. Taste it!
2. Shittles, the professor just shitted all over my Calc test with a red pen.
3. Monseiur shittles is at it again, willing to fuck up my day.

by Alsir November 25, 2004

shiftless whore

lazy good-for-nothing woman who has intercourse with many people, but does so poorly and without ambition.

Angee is a shiftless whore.

by angee "shiftless whore" mackey January 27, 2008

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

Shotless

Someone who doesn't have a chance (shot) in doing something

He is going to Harvard University

No way, shotless

by Reitik December 31, 2021

motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019