An unexpected anal sex. Can be used to surprise someone painfully (best method for rapist).
You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.
You may see some unpleasant results for surprising them.
PARIS: Hah you can't surprise me painfully...
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....
surprise butt secks
MAN: Oh yeah?
*Shoves the penis in the anus*
PARIS: HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN: Holy Fuck....
surprise butt secks
by MrXman September 20, 2010
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by random dude who likes gaming March 20, 2022
I pulled down My pants and she pulled down hers I came closer to her and started kissing her she pulled Down my boxers and I took of her thong. She pulled her shirt off and I helped take her bra off. I slid my shirt off. We continued smooching. Her lips came off of mine and she started rubbing my dick. Up and down. She kneeled and I shoved my dick in her mouth. I put my dock deeper and deeper until it touched her uvula she moaned I put my dick in and out of her throat faster and faster. She standee up and I shoved my dick up her wet ass cunt. Fuck yeah she moaned. I shoved my dick in more to the balls . Ahh oooh yeah oooh fuck oh oh shit yes I moan. Yeas she says. In and out faster and faster. Oooh yes your dick is so mother fucking hard she moans. Cummins flows out of my dick like water out of a water slide and it fills up her cunt. Oh yes oh fuck on shit she says happily. We both orgasm holy fuck that’s good she says I pull my dick out and I quickly shove it back in when the door opens and my 10 year old sister walks in............ what the fuck are you guys doing my sister says. It’s called secks I says
by Motherfuckingdickcuntbullshit May 23, 2021
person: "Secks, what is it? It is when I'm omw to secks your mom, thanks for coming to my ted talk"
everyone: *applauds*
everyone: *applauds*
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