When clicking on your phone or tablet screen at the exact same moment the screen shifts, causing you to likely click on that pharmaceutical ad for erection pills or something else embarrassing or annoying.
(looking up something on phone while talking with someone) "Damnit, hold on, stupid scrift has routed me to Farmer's Only.com.
by Th3 DUde Ab1de5 January 29, 2021
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by donnyheisman May 17, 2022
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He looked very scruffy; his hair was messy, he hadn't shaved his beard and he had worn the same clothes for ages.
by Susie January 20, 2004
Get the scruffy mug.Used to describe the feeling when someone is taking a dump and there are people outside the door and they will not leave. Making the person taking a dump feel very uncomfortable as they are embarrassed about the people outside hearing the noise of the excrement hitting the water in the bowl.
"I swear to god man that party was crazy, people were everywhere, they were even outside the fucking door when I was taking a dump. I got a real bad case of anal scrutany."
by PseudoPseudonym April 23, 2009
Get the Anal Scrutany mug.Scrufulous: (Adj.) A person with the following traits, hobbies, and or possessions.
- Is allergic to anything that may contradict their personal body Oder.
- Owns/spends time with animals that are additive to the Scrufulous' wretched smell (Ferret)
- Will not allow others personal time in the bathroom, may force you out of the bathroom to encourage belief that they may wash.
- Probably works at taco bell
- Buys mass amounts of perishable goods and allows them to rot in the common spaces
- Forms unhealthy obsessions with others who may or may not know they exist
If encountered with a Scrufulous, you should proceed with caution, as they easily become attached. The Scrufulous is a delicate creature surviving on the sole hope to mate with another Scrufulous or simply convince a "Norm" to procreate.
- Is allergic to anything that may contradict their personal body Oder.
- Owns/spends time with animals that are additive to the Scrufulous' wretched smell (Ferret)
- Will not allow others personal time in the bathroom, may force you out of the bathroom to encourage belief that they may wash.
- Probably works at taco bell
- Buys mass amounts of perishable goods and allows them to rot in the common spaces
- Forms unhealthy obsessions with others who may or may not know they exist
If encountered with a Scrufulous, you should proceed with caution, as they easily become attached. The Scrufulous is a delicate creature surviving on the sole hope to mate with another Scrufulous or simply convince a "Norm" to procreate.
Person one: "God, my room mate is a total Scrufulous! I was taking a shower and he knocked on the door until I came out and then locked me out!"
Person two: "Wait, is that the same one that smells like a pee matted ferret?"
Person one: "Yes, that my Scrufulous room mate."
Person two: "Wait, is that the same one that smells like a pee matted ferret?"
Person one: "Yes, that my Scrufulous room mate."
by Sveiks November 8, 2009
Get the Scrufulous mug.Whilst having permed hair, place a tie within the anus of your lover. Pull out the dirty article, wipe a Lionel Richie tash on your upper lip, then go to town on them.
Alice, want to feel like you're dancing on the ceiling? Take off my tie and I'll give you The Scruffy Lionel.
by Nedflix'n'Diddly December 8, 2018
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