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Scatter Wagon

Colloquial geordie chava term for a police van, used in the rougher north east housing estates named mainly due the activity one does upon sighting the vehicle.
Chava 1: We were having a pure cush night till the scatter wagon turned up and everone bailed to fuck

Chava 2: I ah nah I had to proper nash through the cut and hide in me nanas shed
by newoldmonkey April 26, 2011
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Scatter Cushions

"I wouldn't mind getting between her scatter cushions and knocking her back door down"
by ftnessp January 29, 2015
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Scatterstone

When 2 or more people go number 2 on a rock then, once the rock is completely covered in human excrement the players toss it back and fourth like a game of Hot Potato
Michael And Joseph are so gross! Look at them playing scatterstone!

Max broke up with me because he saw me scatterstoneing with Brandon
by Elenordook July 13, 2020
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Scattergories

I played scattergories with this girl last night. It was so hot.
by accordingtotosh July 5, 2010
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Scatter!

The act of which a group of people (usually men) run in different directions (scatter) to avoid confromation from and unreliable source or trouble.
Oh man there is the principal, SCATTER!

or just simply

SCATTER!
by Kevin Fletcher June 14, 2007
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shattered

The Australian, more specifically western suburbs of Victoria, expression of disappointment.
"I couldn't get tickets for that concert - shattered!"
by Glittercake August 26, 2008
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scattergood

a person with a scatty nature, not always knowing exactly what they are doing or where they are.
'oi, scattergood, what you doing?'
by kitty_06 November 8, 2006
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