scary movie 3

The funniest of the Scary Movie .... um, movies. It has by far the most bizarre, must-see alternate ending ever!

George: You guys ever wonder what it would be like to stop livin' up here
*puts hand up in the air*
George: and start livin' down here?
*puts hand down low*
Mahalik: Or what if we stop livin' over here
*puts his hand out to the side*
Mahalik: and start livin' over there?
*puts his hand to the other side*
CJ: Shit, my aunt Shaneequa used to live over there! But that bitch got evicted though.
Mahalik: For what?
CJ: Mice.
Mahalik: I thought she had rats?
CJ: No, rats are outside, mice are inside.
Mahalik: But what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat, and if a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
CJ: I ain't seen no mouse outside. That's what I'm sayin'.
Mahalik: That's because it's a rat, fool!
CJ: Damn! You mighta just made fact. That's some real shit...

by bohdave April 30, 2005

scary ball

the sun.

"oh wow, it's 5:00 AM, here comes the scary ball.

by ephedrine July 15, 2009

scary larry

The name for what you call scary people.

Wow! Cooper is such a scary larry!

by hmumads August 4, 2016

scary potter

Harry potter not wearing makeup

Oh crap here comes scary potter

by HEEHOO BANAN July 16, 2020

scary_applebees

The best mutual you could ever have on tiktok

Are you mutuals with @scary_applebees?
No
Well then what are you doing with your life?

by 3:59am April 10, 2021

Scary Movie Syndrome

The state of mind after watching a scary movie. Symptoms include looking over the shoulder, checking under the bed, closing the curtains, anxiety of the dark and shadowy areas, sensitivity to sudden noise, and fears of normally non-scary objects (ie. television, dolls, clowns, etc.). The duration of this state of mind depends on how much of a chicken shit the person is.

"Don't bother her, she has a severe case of Scary Movie Syndrome."
"SMS is the cause of nightlight companies' success."

by Lorca the Great April 23, 2010

scary stupid

Stupidity that goes above and beyond the normal realm of idiocy.........a real knuckle-dragging quasi cro-magnon person. If you encounter one, shoot first.

My wife's uncle Pete is scary stupid. He thought that Shakespeare lived at the same time as Elvis!!!

by industrialfan71 April 21, 2008