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Scared Soft

To be scared so much that your erect penis is softened.
Damn, Hannah thought it was funny to burst into my room when I was fapping. I got scared soft.
by I-Am-The-Cold August 10, 2015
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scared_puppet

A small tiktok who is very loving
Scared_puppet The puppet who is afraid of people.
by Tyavber October 27, 2019
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scared the squirrel

when someone jumps boundaries in a relationship (romantic, sexual, or friendship) prematurely, causing the other person to back away, or, in more extreme cases, leave the relationship altogether. It's the equivalent of holding an acorn in your hand and trying to lure a squirrel out of a tree, then waving your arms wildly in the air and scaring the squirrel back up the tree.
I haven't even met the guy yet, and he's emailing me that it's going to be hard to focus on our dinner because he'll be too busy getting 'lost in my eyes.' There won't be any dinner. He just scared the squirrel.
by Steven Herraiz December 23, 2019
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Scared High

When you smack the mid one too many times and you begin to feel too zooted. It can be especially scary for beginners and can cause full blown panic attacks. For seasoned veterans it’s hardly a worry since they’ve experienced this thousands of times. It can become somewhat of a hobby to force yourself to get scared high and see how you react.
Friend 1: “I smoked a .5 reggie blunt of some Stinkpuss OG and immediately became scared high”
Friend 2: “The way she goes my guy the way she goes.”
by TBahamaswag1234 June 10, 2020
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scared.ie

they're so hot that everyone envies them <3
Brad: is that scared.ie
Chad: yeah that's them, aren't they hot? I wish I was that hot
by berry.chikd April 1, 2021
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Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out
1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!
by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021
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scared of son

He is scared of son
by Nick’s son December 1, 2021
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