v. - the act of procuring a lesbian's, usually uninitiated, love interest for yourself romantically, sexually, or both
"Jill was really into Margaret, but Jack started muff scalping her by talking to Margaret about alternatives to nuclear power and vegan recipes at the Ani DiFranco concert."
by MuffSclaper September 4, 2017
Get the muff scalping mug.When you put your balls underneath your shaft and use the creation as a tech deck skateboard. For example you could hit a kickflip and brag to your friends.
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Get the Scalp rape mug.Purchasing large quantities of goods (usually tickets) early with the sole intention of giving them away for free to bump a failed product/show.
"Bro, I wanted to go see the premier of Anwar's movie but it sold out".
"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".
"This isn't a coldplay situation bro. It's a reverse-scalp, they're giving them out for free. Only your family is willing to pay to watch that shit".
by Paws92 May 21, 2023
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2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.
2: I'm done taking scalps. No more virgins for me, they're crazy.
by The Magical Mr. Mistoffellees December 8, 2009
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Man: alright I’ll start scalping for you then
Man: alright I’ll start scalping for you then
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