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Mr. Satan

The Chuck Norris of Dragon Ball Z. He's the World Martial Arts Champion and the strongest man in the entire universe. He singlehandedly defeated Cell, Majin Buu and bitch-slapped Vegeta for disrespec'in' him.

For a short while, he was in a loving homosexual relationship with Majin Buu, but it didn't last because the sex was too squishy.
Spectator #1: Wow, SSJ3 Goku is a badass.
Spectator #2: No... no he's not. He just died.
Spectator #1: Wtf how?!
Spectator #2: Mr. Satan gave him cancer, using only his mind.
Spectator #1: SRSLY?!
...............................
Spectator #2: Yes.
by bizniztime October 21, 2008
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Satan's Dick

When a Taki (a rolled tortilla chip with spicy flavoring) is inserted into the rectum. Refers to the Taki itself.
by Hexamous February 27, 2018
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Safwan

He’s probably in love with that white curly head girl
Safwan only love one person and she’s the best
by Anonymous for private reasons December 5, 2020
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suck Satan's cock

Phrase made popular by comedian Bill Hicks; describes a person with no self-respect or dignity (particularly sellouts); synonimous with selling your soul to Satan.
Kid Rock sucks Satan's cock every day so he can have a career.
by Jackhole December 2, 2004
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Satan's Kingdom

High School. Satan's Kingdom is the place where all teens are sent to be tortured by Satan's Little Helpers(the bitchy teachers). There is no mercy, no second chances, and no way in hell to turn in late homework. However, there are some undercover angles in Satan's Kingdom(the nice teachers). These teachers are very nice and are usually always the kind of teachers whose class it is impossible to fail.
Teen: By mom, I'm off to Satan's Kingdom... Mom: Be home by 3:00 or I'll take away your X-Box 360.... Teen: Tsk.. *Better not take away my fucking X-Box*
by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010
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@satan

A place where twelve year old can go to on Instagram to learn the benefits of drugs, sex, and shout notice me in the comments. Generally a metaphor for the whole of the Internet.
Dude, you're kid is such a square, he didn't want to get danked, so you better @satan him before it's too late.
by Kamzi November 8, 2014
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Leo & Satan

one of the greatest youtube shows of all time. Leo & Satan is a comedy cartoon where the protagonist Leo gets into little shananigans with his special buddy Satan.

One episode has Leo run out of sugar for his pancakes, so him and satan purchase some "sugar" (actually cocain) from an "exposed entrepuener" (a hobo drug dealer) the pair get super messed up on cocain and end up on an island while satan is destroying the city. Satan loves socks, and whenever Leo doesnt feel like wearing socks, Satan will get super pissed.
"Hey lil boi, put them socks on ye feet to keep yous warm for de winters"
"what?....what are you saying man?"
"dude, im quoting Leo & Satan!"
"ohhh, i fucking love that show! hahhaa"
by andygta4 March 10, 2012
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