satellite

Someone who constantly follows you wherever you go

Ever since we started hanging out, Jane's been like my personal satellite, always trailing behind me wherever I go!

by Emotional Cruiser November 14, 2025

Satellite phone

that thing that will charge you 20$ for a 5 min phone call.

that satellite phone is draining my wallet!

by LTS Studio January 13, 2026

80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024