Roman Tesmer

he is a uncooked chicken nugget who suffers from poverty and is adopted who get beaten daily but is ripped but is still fat as hell

jesus christ your such a adopted Roman Tesmer
oh my god roman

by child hood obesity August 19, 2019

Romania

A fairytale-like land with mountains, plains and seashores, run by ill intended, corrupt politicians who repeatedly allow the people to die in fires, car accidents, and filthy hospitals.

Romania is part of the European Union.

by Usersa911 January 29, 2021

romance explosion

Literal translation of Kazakhstani coital euphemism. Popularised in the West by Central Asia's most recognisable media personality, Borat Sagdiyev.

I looking for nice Western girl with yellow hairs, plow experience, and little or no history of mental retardation in family, to be my wife and to make romance explosion inside. I will buy for you red dress, two sturdy shoes, and colour tv with wireless remote clicker.

by Iacob. November 10, 2008

Roman Bellic

The cousin of Niko Bellic, the protagonist of the video game Grand Theft Auto IV. He loves women and he loves his cousin.

Roman Bellic:

"Niko, have you ever been with 2 women at once? Four big titties to be playing with!?"

"Hey cousin... It's you cousin!"

by lSKDUvg August 14, 2009

rehab romance

When two junkies or alcoholics get together in rehab and have an "immediate deep connection and understanding of each other that nobody else has ever had with them". This often happens within days or weeks of entering rehab. They often take it beyond just rehab and go together after rehab. These relationships have approximately a 99% failure/relapse rate (of course we are the 1% says the two losers) and abuse, domestic violence and general disregard for others and their feelings is commonplace. Note that infidelity/cheating is common here as the rehabers have no regard for loved ones they have been with for years, who took care of them thru addiction and being abused by them and often paid large money and struggled to put them in rehab because they love them. They simply think of themselves and their loved ones are left shattered once again to pick up the pieces, again they don't care as long as they have their new boyfriend/girlfriend "once in a lifetime connection" and plenty of sex.

Rehab: Hi sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has been kicked out of our rehab for getting caught having sex.
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).

by NotAnAddict January 22, 2014

roman cancel

An offensive technique in the Guilty Gear series of two dimensional fighting games. Eliminates any recovery time when three of the four basic attack buttons are pressed at the same time during/after any attack connects. Takes 50% of the super (tension) gauge.

Sol Badguy roman canceled his Bandit Revolver after the first hit to set up a Dust loop.

by SolxBadguy September 24, 2006

roman army helmet

When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.

William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.

by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011