Rylan

Rylan is the guy who sits more than 5 feet apart from the other guy in the hot tub.
Rylan eats mad grub and takes fat dubs
They are generally very cool and athletic and they like Bingo With Old Men. Why? You tell me.
Rylans get no girls but all the guys.
Rylans like balls of all assortments, such as volleyballs, basketballs, footballs, manballs, etc.

-"Rylan, I like your grub!"
- "Thanks. I got it yesterday. Now leave me alone, I have balls to play with."

by masculine man November 21, 2021

Rylan

"the best godly" "basically jebus" (<- in his words) has no phone

Rylan, do u have a phone yet?
No, but im streaming this weekend

by katti October 25, 2020

Rylan

A girl named Rylan is usually a very very very ugly girl, and wants to play and cheat on everyone

Girl 1- omg, rylan is so annoying

Girl 2- ikr
Girl 3-YES

by personthehuman November 5, 2020

rylan

a rylan is a very humorous person. she has to have a funny personality in order to compensate for her lack of looks. rylan’s can have a sort temper and get pissed off easily. but overall, if you are on the good side of a rylan, she can make you laugh until you cry.

dude she is so funny omg, she must be a rylan

she’s kinda being rude, must be the rylan in her

by thisgirlrightherre12453 January 31, 2021

rylan mcnamee

destroys pussy on the daily, and fucks every mom he sees

Im gonna pull a rylan mcnamee

by hyrhrydfehynrngebenhr August 26, 2022

Rylan

Rylan is a sweaty gamer boy. A complete edge lord and only wears hoodies in summer. His favorite shirt is unironically a Christmas shirt. He has no facial hair but insists his peach fuzz is a mustache. If you ever encounter a rylan stop, drop, and roll.

Yo, what’s rylan doing?

Playing red dead and power hitting his vape.

Classic rylan

by Krunchy Bandaid September 20, 2022

Rylan

very interesting with a very unique sense of humor. Rylan lights up any room that he walking into and is very, very hansom. a very short, stubby person, a Rylan is, but very nice and fun to be with. has tons and tons of friends.

"Yes! Rylan is my best friend! crazy right!? Lets go meet up with Rylan!" " Rylan is defined by loving to read! and we love Rylan!

by Jemma Cottenpuff January 11, 2022