Angry Russian

Something you REALLY don't want to be near

'There's an angry Russian over there. For God's sake don't give him an AK-47'

by Thecodytree May 3, 2021

Russian warship... Go fuck yourself

-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022

Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).

"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"

by MarshallC February 25, 2022

Russian Lullaby

It is when you are taken out to a secluded area and shot three times in the head.

You hear about Jacob? He was sung a Russian lullaby on saturday.

by Backwards Man November 14, 2004

Green Russian

A mix drink, like a white Russian. It's a mix of absinthe and milk.

Green Russians are popular in the cartoon show Archer.

by NanakDev February 10, 2013

Russian Engineering

Attempting to get electronic or mechanical parts to work by physical force or violence. i.e. kicking, smashing, hacking, bludgeoning.

Craig took his T.V and kicked it a couple times in order to 'coerce' it into working. Like communism, the damn thing still refused to work. In a fit of ingenuity, he decided to use Russian Engineering, so he lit his T.V. on fire and smashed the bloody thing into an electronic pulp while dancing manically around it.

by Huerndy January 2, 2007

Russian Refrigerator

A seasonal improvised cooler/refrigerator made by sticking your beverages in snow.

Dude: We didn't have room in the fridge for everyone's beer at the New Year's Eve party so I put some of them in the Russian Refrigerator.

Bro: You stuck them in the snowbank behind the house?

Dude: Yah.

by SomePeopleCallMeMaurice December 29, 2009

RUSSIAN DIS-INFORMATION

WHEN FACTS ARE RELEASED TO THE MEDIA AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT PROVE THAT JOE BIDEN, HILLARY CLINTON, BARACK OBAMA AND THE REST ARE GUILTY OF TREASON AND SOLD THEIR COUNTRY OUT TO COMMUNIST CHINA AND THE MEDIA DECIDES THEY WANT TO AIDE AND ABEIT TREASON AND PROTECT THEM FROM BEING EXPOSED.

HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR JOE BIDEN WAS PAID TEN MILLION DOLLARS TO EXPLOIT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SELL THEM OUT TO THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF CHINA? NO WAY! THAT SOUNDS LIKE “RUSSIAN DIS-INFORMATION!”

by RUSSIAN DIS-IINFORNATION October 29, 2020