Russia

Vodka. Just vodka.

Normal person: *goes to Russia*
Russia: “would you like some vodka?”
Guy: “no”
Russia: “kill him. NOW.”

by Ahsmskuytckuytkuytkuyrkutrkurs May 2, 2022

Russia

The country where the end of the world is made

USA: YEAH I GOT 90000000 NUKES

RUSSIA: I got 1 more than you

by The Man with the Pam January 12, 2022

Russia

Although the fucktard said that Russia is a fukkd country has sum truth, like Putin's retartedness or no jobs. Both my parents were doctors from Russia with really good education but lived in socialism.
Even though there are very little jobs, and I'm unemployed that doesn't mean I don't get any money :)... I live TEH life an u cant do shit bout it. If you say that my peeps don't kno wut aids is, Ima get the whole entire (Axis Of Evil) on ur fukin ass biatch!

(Retard) Russia was a communist country!
(Me) No you fucktard, you are a complete moronic idiot cock monkey, Russia was never Communist, it was Socialist.

by Str8 ThugN November 3, 2004

Russia

A very, very large country with bears that match those of the bears in Canada. Everything is bigger in Russia. It is also very cold, and its winter once beat the Nazi army. People that live in Russia are called Russians and have cool accents, and say things like, "In America, you find where is Waldo. In Russia, Waldo find where is you!" And, "In Motherland, we drink vodka. Vodka make you strong, like Russian bear." Russia is a nice place, and is huge. If you go there, watch our for Communist Revolutions.

"Mother Russia will destroy you. It is also big. Australia, entire continent, fit inside Russia."

by ThisPageCannotBeDisplayed January 13, 2019

Russia

(Ruh-shuh) Very large country, was in WWI and WWII, as well as the Cold War (Nuclear war). With Moscow as the capital, it is a very strong standing country. Produces lots of alcohol, especially Vodkas. Sometimes a miserable country.

“Russia can be a very crazy place with all its alcohol and travel locations.”

by DeWordMaster June 5, 2020

Russia

A larger version of Detroit located in Europe/Asia.

My vacation to Russia was just okay. Putin was nice though.

by McDaddy's Big Patties March 13, 2019

Russia

Relations with Russia are a joke, a few years ago, not even long enough for people to forget, Russia was America's best friend. Now they are the enemy and the United States wants to punish them.

If ever frienemy was a real word, that would be what Russia is. Thank god frienemy is not a real word.

by The Original Agahnim December 7, 2021