Rule #1

Is that you gotta have fun
But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run

Girl: She broke Rule #1 of how to be a heart breaker, she stayed longer and he broke her heart
Girl 2: Wow that's tragic

by Snailutopia September 1, 2017

Rule 1

Rule One of the Internet:

We do not talk about Fight Club.

"But What is Fight Club-"

"Shh. Rule 1"

by Philip, Duke of Parma March 16, 2023

Rule #1

Rule #1

Don't break rule #5

Yo bro why did you join a gym
I broke rule #1

by niggerballsss February 12, 2023

Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread

As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies

by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021

Group 1 rules

When the second half of your class has to attend school 3 days of the week, whilst you chill at home.

1:Hey, you seen that group 2 is going to school thrice this week?
2:Yeah bra, that's why group 1 rules.

by Murducks on YT May 12, 2021

Rule 1

Let O be O

Rule 1, let O be O.

by 2012 Bobcats September 21, 2025