Rubeus Hagrid

A very well known character from the Harry Potter series...but more importantly; the most sexiest mutha effing half-giant in the land!

Have you seen Rubeus Hagrid today? He is looking farking sexy!

by Harriet Putt-putt March 5, 2011

Rube Goldberg Alcoholism

Drunkenly setting a series of events in motion that ends in tragedy.

"How did the fire start?"
"Well, Mark was wasted and in reaching for his cell phone knocked over a glass, that fell on a power strip, that set the couch on fire"
"I see, classic Rube Goldberg Alcoholism"

by Bourbonsauce January 21, 2010

Rube Machine

A general term for a female who looks like any specific animal, usually a horse or pig, and who often is an easy fuck, although nobody actually finds her attractive.

Bro 1 "dude i gotta get this nut off"

Bro 2 "dude call up that Rube Machine"

Bro 1 "idk man, she looks like a horse"

by tmullins181 December 13, 2010

Ruben

That one amazing boyfriend that everyone wishes they could have. His girlfriend is very lucky to have him, she wouldn't trade him for the world. He is also very sexy, tall, kind, funny, and an all around great person to be around. Trust me.

"Wow i wish i could be a Ruben"

by anonymous December 30, 2020

Ruben Soria

When you completely ignore someone and treat them like crap.

He tried to say to me so I pulled a Ruben Soria.

by Laquiencha March 4, 2015

rubames

This is the best ship name for any Ruby and James. It's the name of a perfect couple. Many would be jealous of this ship. This ship is the most proactive and beautiful couple.

Is that a rubames couple?
Yes and it's pretty hot...

by SomeActualStrangerYouKnow March 31, 2017

Rubeha

Rubeha is an extraordinary girl and loves to play alot . She loves to eatquite alot... She is unique and very very smart! She likes to be outside and explore.

Rubeha is there! Lets play with her!

by :)HiItsMe: September 23, 2017