Joe Rogan

A hilarious and enlightened subversive stand up comedian who carries on the torch of George Carlin and Bill Hicks.

He is well known as a color commentator for UFC and being the host of the reality game show Fear/Factor.

He got a lot of attention when he called out Carlos Mencia for stealing other comedians jokes and proving it.

He is an advocate of psychedelic drugs and a weed enthusiast.

He isTae Kwon Do blackbelt and champion and holds a
brownbelt in Jui Jitsu under Eddie Bravo.

He's a super badass motherfucker who's really funny.

"Dude, Joe Rogan told some annoying cunt in the audience who wouldn't shut up that he was gonna wrap his dick around her neck and start her up like a lawnmower!"

by DMTelf March 13, 2009

Joe Rogan

Chimps, Elk, Weed, LA, Fitness, Paranormal, Gobekli Tepi, wolves and bears, MMA, Comedy, Black holes, quads, CIA, Trump, Epstein, DMT, the fucking pyramids. Jamie bringing it all up.

Abe; I listened to Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT.
Ed; I watched Joe Rogan talking about chimps on DMT while piloting reverse engineered alien craft. Jamie had to bring up an image.
Abe: I missed out on that.
Ed: You did.

by Klaatu's Nikto October 11, 2020

seth rogan’s laugh

A very jumpy laugh produced by the actor Seth Rogan when he’s found something that he finds funny. However, it doesn’t take much for him to do so. This also doesn’t have to be performed by Seth Rogan. Someone with a similar laugh may also call it a “Seth Rogan Laugh”.

Funny man: hi Seth rogan do you like dogs
Seth rogan: yeah
Funny man: how about two?
Seth rogan: *”Seth rogan’s laugh”s*

by Pilotpig47 June 26, 2017

joe rogan

Hot standup comic, very funny. Also women want to lick his neck.

Joe Rogan makes me laugh.

by sxygrl5000 April 15, 2007

Joe Rogan

-The pot smoking commentator for the UFC who says very amusing things

-Formerly the host of Fear Factor, but no one watched that shit

-A very funny stand up comedian who often jokes about wacking off

Joe Rogan: That cut looks like a goats vagina!

Me: Omg, joe. Really?

by jiujitsujack August 9, 2009

Joe Rogan and chill

Code word for getting fucked up on DMT

Are you down to joe Rogan and chill this weekend?

by Siddhs1 December 1, 2022

Joe rogan poop theory

This is the theory that because a lot of people spend a lot of time on the toilet listening/watching podcasts while simultaneously making use of their toilet, if Joe rogan was to appear in a public place while doing a podcast, that would trigger a major mind muscle effect that would cause everyone within earshot distance that does listen to him while using their facilities to need to take a shit.

John: “I hope the ‘Joe rogan poop theory’ isn’t real.”
Me: “Well, let’s hope he’s not taking the podcast on the road anytime soon”

by weird_eli January 5, 2023